Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Top 50 Novels

While working on the list I realized several telling things about life, literature, and myself.  Perhaps most telling about this list is it is almost all men, all western hemisphere, mostly hetero.  It's my belief that this list will look vastly different in 200 years, if people still write that is. Society has been dominated by men, more men have been writers, and men have dominated literary criticism, ensuring that male writers would gain fame and prestige.

So much of the literature that I have read over the years has been in the form of poetry, short stories, or drama.  The novel as a western form is new. Poetry has been around since writing (the bible, the Odyssey, and practically everything pre-antiquity), and Drama has existed since the Classical Greece. The novel as we know it, has been around only for about 400 years. The Mahabharata, the bible, the Volsunga saga, the Avesta, the Bacchae, Antigone, the Odyssey, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, The Canterbury Tales, etc are all disqualified from this list.  So that pushes my list to being mostly (straight) white men in the last 400 years from Western Europe.


Here is the list of top 50 Novels that I have read: 
1.         The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum/ Heinrich Boll

This is one of my favorite Novels. Well actually, according to this list it is my favorite novel.  It has every thing: Action, adventure, terrorism, social political strife, and awesome puns. Here is how Wikipedia  describes the book:
The story deals with the sensationalism of tabloid news and the political climate of panic over Red Army Faction terrorism in the 1970s Federal Republic of Germany. The main character, Katharina Blum, is an innocent housekeeper whose life is ruined by an invasive tabloid reporter and a police investigation when the man with whom she has just fallen in love turns out to be wanted by the police because of a bank robbery. Later it turns out that he is not a bank robber: he is a deserter from the Army who had stolen money from his camp before deserting. Ultimately she shoots the reporter, after he arrives at her house for an interview that she requested. The book's fictional tabloid paper, Die Zeitung (The Newspaper), is modelled on the actual German Bild-Zeitung.
Awesome.

2.         Night/ Elie Wiesel

Night is perhaps the most awful novel in history. No other novel have I ever read that goes into stronger details of human suffering. If there is only one novel every person should read, I would say it has to Night.

With the events of Rwanda, Bosnia, and Darfur, the message is still one that needs to be learned.
3.          Candide/ Voltaire

A brutal satire that could have been written in a more contemporary era.  It preserved the atrocities of its day from the auto-da-fe (in 1755 Portugal burnt the heretics because apparently the all loving all merciful all powerful god sent a tsunami (after a quick bit of research there may not have been an actual auto da fe after the Lisbon Quake, but they still were using the auto da fe during this time) to the horrors of colonialism/imperialism/slavery.

Voltaire even refutes Leibniz (Pangloss von Thunder-ten-Tronckh). Yay.

4.         The Metamorphosis/ Franz Kafka

While it is technically a novella I have included it on the list because it surpasses the form of a short story and is more similar in style to the fragment novels Kafka left.What other novel opens with a brief description of Venus in Furs only to spin deeper into an Existential Crisis. I also like to think whether or not it was intended, Kafka's Metamorphosis is a corruption of Nietzsche's 3 metamorphoses. Instead of the Camel (Altruism), Lion (Nihilism), and Child (Positivism) Kafka's are Altruist (Masochism), Cockroach (Nihilism), and Dead Cockroach (umm dead?).

5.         Slaughterhouse-Five/ Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

The only American to round out the top 5. Slaughterhouse-Five has one devastating quote in it. I will not reveal which one.  Here is how wikipedia describes it:

Chaplain's Assistant Billy Pilgrim is a disoriented, fatalistic, and ill-trained American soldier. He does not like wars and he is captured by the Germans during the Battle of the Bulge. The Germans put Billy and his fellow prisoners in a disused slaughterhouse (although there are animal carcasses hanging in the underground shelter) in Dresden. Their building is known as "Slaughterhouse number 5". The POWs and German guards alike hide in a deep cellar; because of their safe hiding place, they are some of the few survivors of the city-destroying firestorm during the Bombing of Dresden in World War II.
Billy has come "unstuck in time" and experiences past and future events out of sequence and repetitively, following a nonlinear narrative. He is kidnapped by extraterrestrial aliens from the planet Tralfamadore. They exhibit him in a zoo with B-movie starlet Montana Wildhack as his mate. The Tralfamadorians, who can see in four dimensions, have already seen every instant of their lives. They say they cannot choose to change anything about their fates, but can choose to concentrate upon any moment in their lives, and Billy becomes convinced of the veracity of their theories.
As Billy travels—or believes he travels—forward and backward in time, he relives occasions of his life, real and fantasy. He spends time on Tralfamadore, in Dresden, in the War, walking in deep snow before his German capture, in his mundane post-war married life in the U.S.A. of the 1950s and early 1960s, and in the moment of his murder by a petty thief named Paul Lazzaro.
A+ Mr Vonnegut.

6.         The Great Gatsby/ F. Scott Fitzgerald
7.         Steppenwolf/ Hermann Hesse
8.         The Stranger/ Albert Camus
9.         Huckleberry Finn/ Mark Twain
10.       The Lord of the Flies/ William Golding
11.       The Invisible Man/ Ralph Ellison
12.       Tess D’Urbervilles/ Thomas Hardy
13.       The Trial/ Franz Kafka
14.       The Portrait of Dorian Gray/ Oscar Wilde
15.       Catcher in the Rye/ J.D. Salinger
16.       Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland/ Lewis Carroll
17.       Pride and Prejudice/ Jane Austin
18.       Demian/ Hermann Hesse
19.       Gulliver’s Travel/ Jonathan Swift
20.       The Watchmen/ Alan Moore
21.       D’alembert’s Dream/ Denis Diderot
22.       To Kill a Mockingbird/ Harper Lee
23.       All Quiet on the Western Front/ Erich Maria Remarque
24.       Notes from the Underground/ Fyodor Dostoyevsky
25.       The Crying of Lot 49/ Thomas Pynchon
26.       The Hunchback of Notre Dame/ Victor Hugo
27.       Madam Bovary/ Gustave Flaubert
28.       One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest/ Ken Kesey
29.       High Fidelity/Nick Hornby
30.       The Hobbit/ J.R.R. Tolkien
31.       A Clockwork Orange/ Anthony Burgess
32.       Montauk/ Max Frisch
33.       Middlesex/ Jeffery Eugenides
34.       Letters from an Unknown Woman/ Stefan Zweig
35.       The Scarlet Letter/ Nathaniel Hawthorne
36.       The Old Man and the Sea/ Ernest Hemmingway
37.       Thus Spoke Zarthustra/ Friedrich Nietzsche
38.       1984/ George Orwell
39.       The Sound and the Fury/ William Faulkner
40.       The Tin Drum/ Gunter Grass
41.       Comet in Moominland/ Tove Jansson
42.       The Hounds of Baskerville/ Arthur Conan Doyle
43.       Venus in Furs/ Leopold Sacher-Von Masoch
44.       Siddhartha/ Hermann Hesse
45.       Of Mice and Men/ John Steinbeck
46.       Cat’s Cradle/ Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
47.       V for Vendetta/ Alan Moore
48.       The Harry Potter Series/ J.K. Rowling
49.       The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe/ CS Lewis
50.       Animal Farm/ George Orwell


Obviously this list is entirely shit.  Well the notion of ranking literature is shit, but I was still wanting to make my own list based on the literature that I have read in order to see what it say about myself.  Most of my favorite literature is not on this list as I absolutely love reading poetry and drama.  Also at this point in my life I prefer a short story or a collection of short stories to a full novel. And let's not forget the volumes of critical theory and philosophy that are absent from the list.

The big exceptions to the Straight White Men Rule are as follows:

 11.       The Invisible Man/ Ralph Ellison
14.       The Portrait of Dorian Gray/ Oscar Wilde
17.       Pride and Prejudice/ Jane Austin
22.       To Kill a Mockingbird/ Harper Lee
41.       Comet in Moominland/ Tove Jansson
48.       The Harry Potter Series/ J.K. Rowling

I haven't read Wuthering Heights, I dislike Silas Mariner, My Antonia is so pedestrian... so lay off. And next on my Docket:

Billy Budd/ Herman Melville
Rereading Danton's Death/ Georg Buchner
The Temptation of Saint Anthony/ Gustave Flaubert
Swann's Way/ Marcel Proust

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